Here's the pretty great rap video called "Whole Foods Parking Lot" by Fog and Smog. It's about the real troubles of shopping in the supermarket and parking your Prius (tinted windows, of course). Because, uh, "It's gettin real in the Whole Foods parking lot."
Sample lyric: "Then I take it to cheese counter / Humboldt Fog / We just ran out, sir / Really, dog? / Take it easy, man, I try to calm myself / I've been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf." Watch:
Video: Whole Foods Parking Lot