What makes a hot dog more than just a hot dog? When you use a plastic contraption bought off an infomercial to transform it into a smiley-visaged little figure with flappable arms and legs. The Happy Hot Dog Man cuts little slits in your dinnertime frank to create tiny hot dog appendages, and even a tiny hot dog smile.
Boil your new friend and dress him up in tiny outfits made of condiments (perhaps even some tartar sauce). When your relationship has reached its natural conclusion, spear him with your fork and chew him up, just to show who's boss. As one excited child exclaims, "it's like a toy you can eat!" This fine product can be yours for just $10.99. Call now!
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