Below, the Ron Swanson Turkey Burger as it was always meant to be: prepared and eaten by Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman. (Offerman ate the burger a couple of weeks ago on Jimmy Fallon's show; this is a new companion bonus video from Fallon's team.)
As for cutting the thing in half, Offerman admits, "One slightly tricky element in preparing the Ron Swanson Turkey Burger is the turkey leg bone nestled in the middle of your beef burger." He has the solution though: "Any household cross-cut saw will soon put an end to that problem."
Please someone give the man his own cooking show.
Video: Nick Offerman Makes the Ron Swanson Turkey Burger