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Boring Breakfast Cereal Mascots

College-Humor-Cheerios.jpgTony the Tiger and his ilk make kids clamor for sugary cereals, but what kind of mascot best represents a box of bran flakes? College Humor envisions the ideal mascots for boring cereals, including a genial, if slightly bloody, human heart touting Cheerios. There's also "Cal, the Regular Bowels Owl," who advises cereal-eaters to "give a hoot about your intestinal movements" with Fiber One. [College Humor]

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