Stephen Colbert hasn't actually been invited to the royal wedding yet, but since it never hurts to be prepared, he met up with royal biographer Hugh Vickers to learn royal etiquette. And they had high tea! Colbert of course did pretty much everything wrong, causing Vickers to ask him "Did you ever have a nanny?" Also, apparently you're not supposed to stick your pinkie out when you hold your teacup.
Video: Stephen Colbert Learns High Tea Etiquette
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