Reality Stars in a Restaurant Revamp Show?

In some crazy mashup of Kitchen Nightmares and Celebrity Apprentice, apparently there's a new restaurant rehab reality show in the works featuring The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, Real Housewife and "prostitution whore" Danielle Staub, the plasticine Heidi Montag, and other yet-to-be-announced reality alumni. People reports that the reality stars will be "revamping a restaurant from the ground up" and "the cast will be tasked with opening a restaurant in just 28 days."

Depending on your outlook on things, this is either the best thing ever or another sign of the oncoming apocalypse (although some people feel that the bacon cologne is a sure sign). One thing is certain: It'll offer The Soup (and us!) a lot of fodder.

The show is unnamed for now, but we're rooting for "Feast of Fameballs." Commenter who comes up with the best title for the show will win a prize, TBD.

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