Finally! A blog that reaps the fertile soil of Yelp reviews for laughs: introducing the Yelp Elite, which pulls ridiculous quotes from reviews and presents them without comment. Highlights include "The bowl of chips that they toss at you is akin to jamming your hand into a vat of broken glass" and "Just in case you weren't sure, hipsters do not EQUAL or substitute IN LIEU OF ACTUAL REAL LIVE MEXICANS." Helpfully, they also provide the name of the restaurant and each review's Useful/Funny/Cool rating.
· The Yelp Elite [Official Site via Gurgling Cod]
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