Here's the single-serving site Tom Haverfoods that takes Aziz Ansari's crazy food lexicon from last week's episode of Parks and Recreation as inspiration. Click and up comes a new one. Some of our favorites: "Gum is chew chew trains," "Crackers are lame cookies," and "Pork chops are oink steaks," and "Jell-O is jiggle jam."
· Tom Haverfoods [Official Site via @azizansari]
· Aziz Ansari Breaks Down His Food Lexicon [-E-]