Here's a video of a guy with a (fake?) Spanish accent giving a dramatic reading of select lines from actress/cookbook author/kale lover/Martha Stewart wannabe Gwyneth Paltrow's new cookbook, My Father's Daughter.
He wears a beret, smokes a cigarette, and women hold back tears. If you're familiar with the cookbook then it's old hat, but hey, it's a decent effort.
Video: A Dramatic Reading of "My Father's Daughter" by Gwyneth Paltrow