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The Onion Advises Against Marrying a Food Critic

food-critics-wife-260.pngPity the spouse of a food critic: according to the Onion Radio News, they have to live up to some pretty high standards in the kitchen. It seems that even if all you want to do is make some lasagna for your loved ones, you have to buy "the freshest ingredients possible from the farmers' market" and make "the pasta from scratch with the finest semolina flour" and it still might not be good enough. You don't really want to live your life like that, do you?

Audio: Food Critic's Wife Makes Best Lasagna She Possibly Can

· Food Critic's Wife Makes Best Lasagna She Possibly Can [Onion]
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