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McSweeney's Reviews Fig Spread

dalmatia-fig-spread-150.jpgMcSweeney's reviews sampling Dalmatia Fig Spread at Whole Foods: "As I took the first bite, my mouth was instantly awakened, my vision flooded with images of faraway lands. Gone was the mouth breather from Aisle 2 who kept double dipping his toothpick in the cubes of Gruyere. I was transported to the world of Suleiman the Magnificent, to the kind of place where I might slip on a pair of harem pants and curl up with the scroll of Esther." [McSweeney's]