Well this just looks like one of the finest television programs produced by the Food Network in its 17-year history and a great use of your finite time on the planet: here's a preview for the new Food Network show, Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off. The show features reality show "celebrities" — including comedian Cheech Marin and former 'N Syncer Joey Fatone — competing for... what? Celebrity chef status? Something? "A cash donation to his or her favorite charity." Oh. Anyway, it seems the contestants are split into teams and then Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri yell at them a lot. Money's on rapper/cookbook author Coolio for this one. It premieres January 1. There's probably no better way to spend New Year's Day than this.
Video: Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off Teaser
· Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off Teaser [YouTube]
· All Guy Fieri Coverage on Eater [-E-]
· All Rachael Ray Coverage on Eater [-E-]