Coffee can be prepared by insufferable snobs and twee children, but it can also be made by hunky hipster baristas. Thus, the tumblr Hey, Octane Boy that collects photos (alongside lolcat-ish captions) of the male employees of Atlanta's Octane Coffee. Tagline: "So many beards. So many plaids. So many attractive employees." You might remember Octane Coffee because Dustin Mattson, subject of the "Hipster Barista" meme, is an employee there (he also shows up on the tumblr). All this handsomeness comes at a price, however: The place is "always crowded."
Hey, Octane Boy: Just a Bunch of Hunky Hipster Baristas
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