Here's a clip from Friday's upcoming episode of IFC's Onion News Network in which television personality Ted Allen drops by the fake morning show Today Now! to "cook some fussie little foodie dishes for you and all your asshole friends" from his latest cookbook Pretentious Foodie Bullshit. He prepares "a stupid-ass trendy piece of fish, coated in some kind of nut you've never heard of, served alongside a puree of baby something-or-other."
Other tips include "Call yourself a locavore like that's a real thing." Also: "First, it's very important to choose the most expensive type of fish you can find, for some vague environmental reason that you can then parrot back to your faux-intellectual gaywad dinner guests."
Video: Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal