This morning TMZ put up a slideshow with photos of shit-stirrer Anthony Bourdain lounging naked in a pool. Hot stuff if you like your wrinkly old men all leathery and tan. Bourdain tweeted: "Just great. 12 year old photo of me and sous chef butt nekkid in pool coming soon from TMZ. At least my ass looks better than his." He also said they were "stolen." That, or they were just planted for some media buzz.
Bourdain is pretty much omnipresent these days — what with his ongoing tour with Eric Ripert, his upcoming cameo on The Simpsons, and bizarre posters everywhere — and with TMZ's help, maybe his penis would become equally as omnipresent.