Vodka-Soaked Tampons Menacing America's Youth

First it was vodka eyeball shots and then vodka gummy bears, but what boozy menace is threatening America's children today? Vodka soaked tampons. According to a police officer from Phoenix, "This is not isolated to any school, any city, any financial area, this is everywhere." Sounds menacing. But how does it work? "Teens taking tampons, soaking them in vodka, and inserting them...there." And It's not just for ladies, either, oh no.

And if all that weren't enough, rectal beer bongs are also a thing. Kids, here's a tip: alcohol, it goes in your mouth. Here's a scandalized local news report:

Video: Teens Using Vodka Tampons to Get Drunk

· Teens Using Vodka Tampons to Get Drunk [KPHO via Buzzfeed]
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