On this weekend's Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update's city correspondent and tweaked out club kid Stefon returned to offer tips for family fun in New York City. His recommendations included "[QUACK SOUND]," a nightclub "located in a haunted synagogue... a creation of Italian reggae singer, Rasta Primavera. This place has everything: brooms, scrunchies, screwheads, a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali. And make sure to be there this Friday, because the first 100 people through the door will win human fire extinguishers."
Also: A bonus appearance by Derek Zoolander (aka Ben Stiller) who talks up his Halloween party: "A VIP blowout in New York's hottest neighborhood, SoBoBeLoHobo" (South of West Houston, Below lower Hoboken).
Video: Stefon's Autumn Recommendations