Watch The Gentlemen's Rant About Starbucks

Here's a "Gentlemen's Rant about Starbucks" from John Elerick. Choice quotes:
· "If you spend more than $500 a year on Starbucks, you're an asshole who's never allowed to complain about money ever again? ever."
· "Four dollars for an old-fashioned donut? This isn't even an airport Starbucks."
· "The next time you're in a Starbucks, remember where the company originated. Seattle. The city with the highest suicide rate in the United States. Probably because people can't get a decent cup of coffee."

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