Hello, In-N-Out fanatics who do not live in California, Utah, Nevada or the Dallas-Fort Worth metro area. Today is your lucky day: website Midtown Row is offering to overnight two frozen double-doubles — classic OR animal style — to your pathetic, non-In-N-Out-having location for the low (high?) price of $50 plus $6 shipping. Burgers will be shipped from California November 1.
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According to the website, "Yes, we are for real." Also: It is shipped with "proper refrigeration via overnight mail, but reheat and consume at your own risk." Just, please, when they show up, keep it more together than this lady did.