Nick Swardson Imagines a 'Big Tits Eat Free' Restaurant

Well, here's one way to drum up business in a crappy economy: here's a clip from last night's episode of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time that sees a third-generation restaurant owner changing the name of the family restaurant chain from Dickson's Family Barbecue to Big Tits Eat Free. Oh, and it lives up to the name; there's even a screening process. There is also (oh dear) a mascot that serves ice cream and milk to the children. The breastaurant, evolved.

Video: Big Tits Eat Free

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