Oh this is pretty good: Here's @_BobbyFlay_, a delightful parody Twitter account that imagines Bobby Flay as a malevolent, abusive celebrity chef (the real Bobby Flay is a nice guy FYI). Quote: "Sometimes I'll burn a meal on purpose just for the feeling of destroying something good in this world." Also: "Do I get upset about losing Throwdowns? Hell no. Those people thought they were getting their own show but it was really all about me. Win!" Above, a slideshow/best-of.
Eater’s holiday banquet celebrates the food traditions we return to in memory, time and time again
With a few simple hacks — a gravy boat, chopped herbs, and a taper candle or two — your holiday celebration can look like a million bucks