Season two of Nick Swardson Pretend Time is happening — see season one's parody of Top Chef called Top Meth — and here's a clip from last night's episode in which Nick Swardson makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save fat Americans. "If you've been through a famine, then you understand the pain a fat person feels when they show up at a Wendy's and the drive-thru is closed," says Swardson. "For the price of a cow, or eight months of feeding your family, you can make a difference... Together, we can end the cycle of shame and hardship suffered by millions of Americans surrounded by just too much delicious food."
Video: Save the Fat Americans