The coming banana epidemic may wipe out a large portion of America's banana supplies — some are even calling it "the H.I.V. of bananas." Well, as Stephen Colbert points out, at least now we know why high school sex ed teachers kept insisting on putting condoms on them! Anyway, riffing on Glenn Beck's shady gold endorsements, he goes on to recommend that viewers invest in bananas, because they will soon be as rare as gold. It doesn't turn out too well for Colbert, but no worries: he also has stock in bananarama futures. Check out his (hopefully fake?) investment ad for Yellowline International, Inc., below.
The Colbert Report: Yellowline International, Inc.