Don't Leave a Dog Tied Up Outside Restaurants in Portland

No, really, don't leave your dog tied up outside restaurants in Portland, Oregon — even for a few minutes — because according to IFC's Portlandia, overly-concerned diners will freak the fuck out and think you abandoned it. And then they will try to feed it things like fried stuffed olives (a dog portion), braised meatballs, and skillet mussels.

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