One Minute and 9,000 Calories With Guy Fieri

Spiky tipped Bowser-like shorthand for douchebag Guy Fieri eats a lot but takes few bites. To help you, perhaps, to steel your resolve not to be disgustingly gluttonous in 2011, here is a one minute montage (aka a "supercut") of Mr. Fieri eating sandwiches with an undignified abandon and an inglorious appetite. You know, it makes you hate the guy and the society that rewards such behavior but also kinda makes me feel bad for him. Some mornings he must wake up and crave some wheatgrass and sprouts. But sprouts don't make good television and so...

Video: Guy Fieri Eating

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