Frozen pizza is great and all, but you know what would make it better? Cookies! Or chicken! Thankfully, DiGiorno has had the foresight to package pizza with your choice of chocolate chip cookies or boneless chicken wyngz. (Yes, wyngz. They apparently don't actually contain any wing meat and, well, you saw where using the wrong meat labels got Taco Bell.) The wyngz come in two flavors: Honey BBQ and Buffalo. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be an option to get all three items together, but we can always hope.
DiGiorno's Unholy Marriage of Pizza, Cookies, and Chicken
by Paula Forbes