Colbert Tips His Hat to Four Loko Fueled Automobiles

Stephen Colbert tipped his hat to original recipe, caffeinated Four Loko, the back stock of which is being recycled into ethanol and blended with gasoline. After all, "When life gives you lemons, just add taurine, malt liquor and guarana to make lemonade capable of fueling a car." He also suggested that perhaps President Obama shouldn't have thrown such a lavish state dinner for Chinese president Hu Jintao, seeing as we owe China a bunch of money and all.

The Colbert Report: Tip of the Hat to Four Loko

· Tip/Wag - Four Loko & Horoscopes [Colbert Nation]
· Black-Tie Dinner for Hu Jintao [Colbert Nation]
· All Four Loko Coverage on Eater [-E-]
· All Stephen Colbert Coverage on Eater [-E-]