It's still morningtime so it's maybe too early to call this the website of the day, but let's just call it the front-runner? Here's Guys We Shouldn't Be Attracted To, which includes Tom Colicchio ("Play me a song Tom Colicchio. Real soft-like."), Alton Brown ("Tell me again how tea is made. No, really."), and Man v Food's Adam Richman ("that’s the mentality i’d bone this guy with — desire, consumption, then instantaneous regret.").
Said the Gurgling Cod: "You run a restaurant, people like it, or don't. Go on Top Chef, and Internet troublemakers make sport of you."