How do we solve America's obesity epidemic? According to this clip from the Onion News Network, a new show premiering on IFC on Friday, January 21 at 10PM, the key is to "just eat a goddamn vegetable once in awhile." That's it? No fad diets, no trendy workouts? Nope: "You just buy a bag of fucking carrots and you eat 'em the way you'd normally eat a package of hot dogs."
Video: FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"