The Onion: Just Eat a Goddamn Vegetable Once in Awhile

How do we solve America's obesity epidemic? According to this clip from the Onion News Network, a new show premiering on IFC on Friday, January 21 at 10PM, the key is to "just eat a goddamn vegetable once in awhile." That's it? No fad diets, no trendy workouts? Nope: "You just buy a bag of fucking carrots and you eat 'em the way you'd normally eat a package of hot dogs."

Video: FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"

· FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable" [YouTube via @theonion]
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