Last time we saw shouty chef Gordon Ramsay visit Jay Leno's failing totem of unfunny late night television, he groped Sofia Vergara. This time, there were no women to molest, but he did talk about how he and his wife Tana — a bestselling cookbook author and ice dancing queen — run marathons together: "She's getting faster unfortunately, she's literally about seven minutes behind me now."
Leno asked, "Would that be a big thing? Would you no longer be able to get an erection if she beats you?" "I've got a plan up my sleeve," said Ramsay. "Have another baby. Slow her down a little bit." And then they cook french toast.
Video: Ramsay on Leno Part 1
Video: Ramsay on Leno Part 2