So Top Chef contestant Fabio Viviani has been giving free Italian lessons on Twitter. See his latest: "Sei mi fai arrabbiare, dormi sul divano per un mese !!" which translates to "If you going to piss me off, youll sleep on the couch for a month !!" Which is sort of handy if you ever take an Italian lover and find that they have wronged you in some way. In other news, Fabio finally gave his pet turtle a name: Ruga.