So the new season of Dancing With the Stars premiered last night, and during the show Anthony Bourdain's wife tweeted that a few years ago he was asked join the show (both Rocco DiSpirito and Mark Dacascos, aka the Iron Chef Chairman, have competed in the past).
"Thankfully he declined," she wrote. To which we say: What a shame! What a missed opportunity to prance around on national television in sequins and shirtless vests! (Really it would have been career suicide of the highest order.) Here now, through the power of Photoshop, we imagine what Mr. Bourdain might look like if he were to appear on Dancing With the Stars.