Colbert No Fan of Herpes-Infected European Oyster Sluts

Oysters in European waters are being infected with a particularly nasty strain of herpes, and Stephen Colbert isn't having it: didn't these slutty oysters have to take sex ed like everyone else? Colbert recommends a little glove lovin' for the tasty bivalves, and guys, don't get him started on that aphrodisiac business: "Toss the oysters out of the bowl and dump the crushed ice down your pants."

The Colbert Report: Oyster Sluts

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