Chef fandom: Sure you can wait in long lines at a book signing, eat at their restaurants, pay money to hear them speak for an hour or so, watch them on TV, and follow them on Twitter. And granted, Los Angeles pop-up chef Ludo Lefebvre is an attractive man, what with sporting a french accent and oftentimes thick stubble and all. But only the truly dedicated, the recklessly obsessed, and the sexually frustrated would go ahead and make a fan website and call it Ludo Bitches. And then wallpaper the related Twitter account with a repeated photo of Lefebvre topless. Coming soon hopefully: Erotic Ludo fan fiction.