In The Onion's commentary piece "Fill Your Own Goddamn Emotional Void" bylined to "Food", food just can't do it anymore: "[T]here was a time when I actually looked forward to comforting you, to cheering you up when you were feeling a little down. But lately, well, this whole shoving huge fistfuls of me down your throat thing is just not working out." [The Onion]
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