On last night's The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the only possible logical conclusion regarding the Gulf Oil Spill: "First BP tried the Top Hat, then they tried Top Kill. Next they're going to try Top Chef, where they plug the hole with Tom Colicchio's giant bald head."
Video: Colbert's Oil Spill Solution
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