This Week's Top Stories:
· Katy Perry's "California Gurls" More Insane Than You Thought
· Top Chef D.C. Premiere: My Country Ribs Of Thee
· Fake Exit Interviews: John Somerville Admits to Being Alien Dark Lord
· Andrew Cuomo's Mom to Sandra Lee: That's Not the Way You Make a Lasagna
· Wine in a Single-Serve Plastic Glass: Big Seller in England
· Susur Lee, Top Chef Masters Exit Interview
· Chefs' Hands: Paula Deen, The Neelys, Duff Goldman
· A Report From the Great American Food and Music Fest
· René Redzepi Interview With Charlie Rose
· Brandwhore Lisa "Hungry Girl" Lillien Gets Her Own Show. We're All Doomed.
· Stephen Colbert Renames English Muffins to Freedom Muffins
· Padma Lakshmi on Lopez Tonight Makes Innuendos, Eats Testicles, Becomes Latina
· McDonald's Executive: No Gay French Ads for America
· Jimmy Dean: Sausage Maker, Country Singer, Dead at 81
