Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert had it out with the English, what with BP's oil spill and the USA v England World Cup match: "I'm drawing a line in the sand. In the black, flammable sand. It's time to bring it to these limey bastards. So from now on, English muffins are now Freedom muffins."
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