An Illustrated Guide to Guinness Records We'd Like To See

The pursuit for perfection and superlatives in the modern world has boiled down, essentially, to people making freakishly large food stuffs. Viva modernity! Exhibit A: Falafel. Exhibit B: Sausage. But frankly, the records thus far have been underwhelming. We have some suggestions:

· An Illustrated Guide to Woefully Unmade Ramp Dishes [-E-]
· All Illustrated Dining Posts on Eater [-E-]
· All World Record Food Coverage on Eater [-E-]