Introducing the "Crown Crust Pizza" — from Pizza Hut in the Middle East — that studs alternating meatballs and balls of Philadelphia-brand cream cheese baked into the crust. Hence the name Crown Crust! For it is a regal feast for pizza lovers. Also, it looks sort of like a crown? And even worse! If you watch the commercial below, the intended purpose of the cream cheese ball is not to simply eat it, but to smear it all over the pizza.
Update: A tipster sent in a link with eye-melting photographs of the thing in real life. Prepare yourself.
Video: Pizza Hut Crown Pizza Commercial