Meanwhile, in Crazy Celebrity Diet News

Kim Kardashian subscribes to the "Windex Diet." As reported in the National Enquirer, which doesn't seem to be online but is quoted here, Kardashian "uses the Windex trick at home, mostly - but when she’s out on the town, she pours soda to spoil temptation for unwanted meals." [Celebitchy]

Paris Hilton, meanwhile, is gearing up for yacht season and giving up fast food, telling UsMagazine.com "I've been really working out. I'm not eating fast food anymore... No more McDonalds, In-N-Out done... [I'm] getting my bikini body, so I'm about that." [Us Magazine]

Kardashian/Windex [Photo: zeitgeistyreport] Paris Hilton [Photo: usmagazine]