As vegans, we’re of course bound by blood oath to be outraged by meat surrounded by meat and drizzled in dairy, especially when mass-produced by a megacorp dedicated to poisoning as many people worldwide as possible. But sometimes something is just too ridiculous to hate, and like a game of culinary marry-fuck-kill, we saw the Double Down and chose “fuck.”
Combining meat-free alternatives including Gardein Lightly Seasoned Chick’n Scallopini, Lightlife Smart Bacon, Follow Your Heart Vegenaise, and Energ-G Egg Replacer, even they admit it's a "fistful of instant regret" that you'd only eat half of "before realizing what a mistake it’s been."
· KFC to unleash the Double Down sandwich, we celebrate by cracking the code [Vegansaurus! via Consumerist]