KFC, Taking the Double Down Sandwich Seriously, Adds a Menacing Countdown Timer

"This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!" warns the website for the Double Down Sandwich, threatening that in less than a week's time, the term "sandwich" will have lost all meaning. The (post-Atkins) future is nigh, and it involves bacon, Colonel's Sauce, and two kinds of cheese, all smushed in between two Original Recipe® chicken filets. The harbinger of the breadless apocalypse approaches!

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