Man Goes On Rampage to Save 'Chubby Girls' from Meat

Clean up on aisle three! Earlier this week an Indiana man ran through a grocery store with a large hunting knife, destroying several packages of meat and smearing dog food on his handiwork. He told employees that he "was on a mission from God" to prevent little girls from eating beef. According to the police, "he thought if he could save one chubby girl, he's done his job."

· Ind. Man Goes on 'Meat Attack' at Supermarket [Youtube via Consumerist]