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Colbert Hides His Privates from TSA Perverts Using Pancakes

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Apparently the new TSA body scanners would not be able to see a pancake taped to the body, and Stephen Colbert recommends using them to hide your naughty bits from "the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts." He then declares pancakes to be part of the international conspiracy run by IHOP. We guess if there's a pancake jihad, known IHOP fans (and zomg maybe possibly boyfriend and girlfriend) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are the most likely terrorist suspects. Someone put those two on the no-fly list.

Video: Scanner-Defying Pancakes

· Scanner-Defying Pancakes [Colbert Nation]
· Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s IHOP Date: “Just Pancakes” or Something More? [OK!]
· All Stephen Colbert Coverage on Eater [-E-]