ThinkGeek made their April Fools' Day joke into reality. $11.99 gets you "14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience" that's imported "from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland." It's both an excellent source of Calcium and sparkles. [ThinkGeek via Gizmodo]
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