With Jonathan Cheban's Reality Cafe, The Third Seal Is Broken

The refraction of reality and its televised simulacra has further been complicated with the announcement by the small tan Twit and Kim Kardashian friend Jonathan Cheban that he and another man named Simon Huck will be opening a restaurant in Las Vegas called Reality Cafe wherein patrons will be able to ingest recipes concocted by reality television stars "with a side of TV memorabilia." According to USWeekly, "Already on the menu: Real Housewives of New Jersey Caroline Manzo's meatballs." You mean she's serving her sons? [Ha! Titus Andronicus joke!]

In one sentence about the aforementioned restaurant, Cheban unintentionally encapsulates the modern predicament. "Reality is here to stay and millions of people around the world love their favorite reality stars as much as movie stars...Now they will be able to live, touch and eat their favorite reality moments." Thank God now we have a restaurant where we can all be able to live our favorite reality moments!

Anyway just a heads up. The third seal is now officially broken. Let's all head to Jerusalem for the Armageddon.

· Kim Kardashian's BFFs to Open Reality Star-Themed Restaurants [US Weekly]

Jonathan Cheban, Kim Kardashian, Simon Huck. [Photo: E! Online]