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Colbert Launches a Caffeinated Alcohol Drink: C-Zurrrre

In this "Thought for Food" segment from last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert is concerned about where you're going to get your "jitter juice" as the "Nanny State-inistas" start banning caffeinated alcohol drinks like Four Loko. Introducing C-Zurrrre, the energy/malt liquor combo that's "like a strobe light strapped to the inside of your skull."

Hopefully it tastes better than the products already out there, which Colbert describes as tasting like "chugging a Duracell battery." Also: a man who finished his sandwich before going to the hospital to treat two bullet wounds, and fighting obesity with cheese.

The Colbert Report: Thought for Food

· Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Cheesercize [Colbert Nation]
· All Stephen Colbert Coverage on Eater [-E-]

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