In this "Thought for Food" segment from last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert is concerned about where you're going to get your "jitter juice" as the "Nanny State-inistas" start banning caffeinated alcohol drinks like Four Loko. Introducing C-Zurrrre, the energy/malt liquor combo that's "like a strobe light strapped to the inside of your skull."
Hopefully it tastes better than the products already out there, which Colbert describes as tasting like "chugging a Duracell battery." Also: a man who finished his sandwich before going to the hospital to treat two bullet wounds, and fighting obesity with cheese.
The Colbert Report: Thought for Food