Dudes. The season premiere of the Food Network's Guy's Big Bite will feature none other than naked bongo virtuoso Matthew McConaughey, who will be on hand to provide his recipe for margaritas and other forms of dudely support. What could this collaboration portend? Will pot magically be legalized? Will bongo playing become required in schools? Perhaps most importantly, will Woody Harrelson show up, causing the world to explode in a fire of dudeliness? Tune in December 18th at 8PM (Primetime, baby!) to find out.