Stephen Colbert discussed "the crustacean innovation to soft sell...soft shells nowhere near the seashore" that is the live crab vending machine on The Colbert Report last night, and contemplated what other things he'd like to purchase from a vending machine. Ideas included crystal goblets, angry bees (only fifty cents!), and other vending machines. He also noted that "it is much more convenient than the way you used to get crabs on the subway."
Video: Stephen Colbert on the Crab Vending Machine
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